Off-topic - funny web ads

I saw these two web ads recently, and thought they were funny. The first is vaguely related to the blog. This appeared on screen while I was reading a gmail message. Look below that for the next one.

What caught my eye was "Bed Bugs Lawyer." I give them credit for getting my attention, though I couldn't find the part of their website where they actually do these cases.

The next one has nothing to do with law:

"Flate?" "Dropshiped?" I don't know what they're sellling, but I shur ain't bying it.